February 2012
131 posts
The Real Slim Shady: Contact Lens Giveaway! →
faxen:
I ordered some contacts in the mail the other day, and they gave me a free pair of grey and violet accent lenses. I have no use for them, so I thought I’d do a little giveaway! I also have a pair of yellow cat-eye contact lenses that I’m not going to be using, so that’s…
Hey, maybe I’ll be lucky… March 30th is my birthday!
Grammar is very important, it's the difference... →
wowfunniestposts:
and knowing you’re shit.
Bored? click!
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
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Normal people:
Me:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
AAAUUUGH. I hate it when my mother does that!
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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