The Real Slim Shady: Contact Lens Giveaway! →
faxen: I ordered some contacts in the mail the other day, and they gave me a free pair of grey and violet accent lenses. I have no use for them, so I thought I’d do a little giveaway! I also have a pair of yellow cat-eye contact lenses that I’m not going to be using, so that’s… Hey, maybe I’ll be lucky… March 30th is my birthday!
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AAAUUUGH. I hate it when my mother does that!
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
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